- Knowing the Answer
... himself against the truck door as Marlin was fucking him like one of the bulls on his fathers farm. "Shit kid, I been wanting to fuck your cute butt for months" Marlin said. Adam realized that another guy had been lookign at him the way ... - Leo's wild birthday
... in the spur of the moment, walked in front of Matt and spoke out the first bullshit that came through his mind. - Ok ladies, tonight you re gonna meet Leo. He s been very, very hurt lately and he definitely needs a girl to get him back ... - Let's Play
... guy home and we can have him together. Joe: (pulling Richie closer to him) Bullshit! I know you would never want to do that. Richie: (kissing Joe on his forehead) You re right of course. But Joey, I m so scared. I m so scared of losing ... - Lost Innocence
... popping one of the lopsided nuts into his mouth. "Just came here to see the bulls and Marvin bet me fifty bucks I couldn t stay on Meet Your Maker for the full eight-second count. Come on, pay up." he said to Marvin McKinney, Meet Your ...
- Love On My Mind
... s ever gone into enemy fire knowing I was totally safe." I Saw the Truth. "Bullshit. You spent seven months in the hospital." I was shocked. "I wasn t TRYING to read that! I just Knew that you were lying your ass off." I looked at him ... - Lovesick Toxic Fridays
... and I had to sit down (just because of the weight) I started talking absolute bullshit and before long I was totally stoned. I never fell unconscious though, being a bigger lad I was more suited to dealing with intoxication. The movie ... - Member of the Gym
... guy, nodding his head. I knew the pitch that he was gettin , 10 real, 90 bullshit. Bill just wanted his commission, and would say any stuff he wanted to hook a mark. I didn t give a fuck about that, I was lookin to see what got Henry s ... - Midwest Dreams
... and I knew he was lying. And I was about to make sure he knew that I knew. "Bullshit. You re lying. You really did think I was gay and you wanted to screw around before your dad gets back. And that proves it," I said, pointing. Justin ... - Moon Landing
... I would kneel in front of you and suck you off.....no hassels....no bullshit. I judge all cocks and balls by what I remember to be Juan s..... I have a weakness for Puerto Ricans and if they sensed that in me, they would enjoy ownership ... - My Best Friend Coming Out of the Closet
... I could sit down with him and no matter how bad my day was, or what kind of bullshit I was dealing with, being with him made things seem alright. It s not what he said. In fact, Collin rarely spoke. It wasn t even that he was a good ... - My Boss, My Lover
... dumbfounded. I wasn t prepared to take on this project alone. In fact, I had bullshitted my way through the interview teling them I could do all sorts of stuff I had barely heard of.. After a minute or so of silence Daryl snapped his ... - My First Time With Him Since High School
... overheard, I agreed to come see him. I was aflutter and nervous. I made some bullshit story to tell my mother where I was headed. She skeptically looked at me and said, "Be careful". Looking back, she seemed to know exactly what I was ... - My Paul
... in possesion. There was some girls around him and they were eating up all the bullshit he was serving. I stood there watching him toss 20 bills on the floor and something about him screamed thrill. Since I didn t have any books I ran ... - Night Dreams
... themselves that size doesn t matter, that powerful men can have small cocks. Bullshit. All 12 of us were big, strong men. We had pumped ourselves to big guns, melon pecs, flat abs, and thick legs. And our dicks were big. Not in a fantasy ... - Oh Captain My Captain
... as licked around and around his sphincter muscle. I then finally hit the bullseye and John spasmed with joy. I heard his breathing become more ragged, like when he was nearing his last lap of a 500. I stuck my tongue in and out of his ... - Oral, Anal Camping
... like Brian did. Except this time I was awake. I knew a lot of people my age bullshitted about bagging the babysitter; or their friend s mom; or the MILF across the street; or just about anything if it means cool points. And I wondered if ... - Ozark Mountain Boys
... to bed like a good boy. You re way too young to be doin stuff like this." "Bullshit!", Seth declared. "I m all growed up now. Least wise that s what ya said the other day!" Uncle Buck slapped Seth s naked buttocks soundly. "Don t sass ... - Payoff
... this was one of Todd s games. Among everything else, Todd was an amazing bullshitter who could make people believe the most absurd things. I thought, OK, let s see how this plays out. "Are you sure," I said. "You want me to suck your ... - Playing with some college boys
... my bi s are large and I love teasing Rick how puny his are which is total bullshit. But trash talking is part of who we are. The other thing I have on him is my nipples. Big and round like Ricks, but my points have been abused for years, ... - Police Man gets his man
... four. "Would you like to tell me what s going on Sander, and I don t want any bullshit. You tell me the truth or I ll crucify your friend." He looked pointedly at Tom, who, realising he had been caught, resigned himself to a very short ... - Private Place
... they would ever take on a healthy bull or cow. They would lose real quick. The bulls protected the cows like a Cat would protect her kittens. CK was going to lose a cow or two. I sat back down and looked at Henry. Damn he was so good ... - Puerto Vallarta
... Los Muertos on the PacifiOcean and watched the NBA finals between my Chicago Bulls and whatever teathey heppened to be playing this year (the opposing team does not matter awe come to think of the NBA finals as our annual end of spring ...
- Ranger Cabin
... in the evening, we d play cards, or just sit around telling stories and bullshitting each other. He told me about his days as a river logger, and I embellished my tales as a trapper in the Quetico. We were becoming close, and I don t ... - Relaxing with Carl
... melted away. My desire for him was the most powerful thing I had ever felt; my bullshit hang-ups just didn t seem important after that. That was all a long time ago, and whatever hang-ups I once had were long gone by this point. I ... - Rescue Me
... killed in a car accident. Whoever said that when it rains it pours was full of bullshit. It didn t pour; it was a hurricane upon me. I had been there for five days when the snow started to fall. I made a huge pile of firewood by the ... - Rugby Thug
... in the changing room roared with laughter - eager to hear more of his horny bullshit stories. "Aaangh, nuthin like that around here. Not this school. Bitches want it - but they won t fuckin give it . . . Not like Hanlen here!" He ... - Senior Jock Cock High School
... "clean cut" approach was a psychological tactic. His players thought it was bullshit. "Season s almost over, jock. I can wait. Look, they re sticking out." Kevin looked down at his sculpted pecs, the nipples sticking out like toothpicks ... - Singapore Jewelry Boy
... I knew that was little risk of being struck by lightning anyway. And all the bullshit about ghosts haunting the area didn t put me off either. There seemed to be ghost tales all over the island anyway, stuff about bomohs (some kind of ... - Sleeper
... Pete s hole in the wall apartment playing backgammon, listening to music and bullshitting about all sorts of topics. Pete often brought up the subject of women. He had recently started to date one of the women in the department and I had ... - Soldier
... you saw?" I shook my head, desperate to get home before anything happened. "Bullshit! You loved it!" he said, "Now you re horny and want some action. If you do come with me." I stood there unable to move, my mind full of doubts. He was ... - Some Dumb Surfer Dude
... If you don t want to help me anymore, or if you hate me, I understand" Bullseye. I reached out and put a hand on his knee. "I don t hate you. And I ll still help you." "Really?" he asked, cautiously. "Yeah, really." "You re so cool." ... - Special Christmas Guest
... I never did wake up. I have no memory of it, so I am not sure that they aren t bullshitting me, but it s probably true. "Of course I was standing there hearing all of this and thinking about my reluctance to touch him while he was ... - Star Bright
... Hon. I knew you d be in the audience, so I put a little extra into it." "Bullshit, Babe. You always put your best into it. Otherwise, you wouldn t be here today. You d still be in local shows, struggling with bad lines and worse actors." ... - Starting College
... gay, but I was wrong. "David, you really don t have to put up with Tyler s bullshit. If my roommate did that to me, I d kill him." Colter was gay too!. I was so excited. Right after he came out, we kissed. Colter promised not to tell ... - Starting with phone sex
... in behind us and starting honking its flatlulent horn. Keith made up some bullshit about how he and the headmaster got chatting. We both know he enjoys his little lies, never wanting his halo to slip. I love him for it, I guess. Then I ... - Straight
... I answered. "Lots of sex with lots of guys whenever I want it. None of the bullshit that comes with fucking a pussy.." He looked intrigued, taking a long drink of the Jack and coke he had sitting in front of him. "Sounds awesome, man. I ... - Studly Encounter at Campground
... turned to sex, as it always does between guys. We exchanged the typical bullshit of girls and wanting to get some, and then it took an interesting twist . . . "Yeah, I was here a few weeks ago, you won t believe what happened!" "Yeah, ... - Studs Go To a Nude Beach
... your condoms?" I wondered. "Yeah, X-Tra Large," he said with a cocky grin. "Bullshit," I replied. "Don t feel bad Dunc, I mean, you may have a mouse cock, but not all guys do," he said laughing. "Whatever Jake, you re just jealous ... - Summer School Blues
... IRS buildings with more appeal to them. My red hair must have stood out like a bulls eye out here. The pavement of the parking lot was broken and pot-holed, a myriad of tiny green weeds sprouting from the cracks. There were puddles ... - Summertime at College
... soda. "Man, I thought all these stories about slutty fags were just a load of bullshit, but you SOBs are sick man, I luv it, you sure did me good man." "you enjoyed it then" "yeah - I aint no fag - but that was fuckin awesome" "it was ...
- Survival Of A High School Freak
... to gain an edge of envious superiority over their peers. I d heard all the bullshit professed by even my own age group, whom most likely did get felt-up over his pants, but stretched the truth and brag of a hand-job. Deciding to push the ... - Sweet Bear Cousin Gets Topped
... me nuts. Ifn yer going do it, do it now, I m hurtin " Noah had seen plenty of bulls fucking cows, he knew to get up and lay over the bulky boy and push his penis into the hole. At first it didn t go right in. It seemed to get stuck at ... - Swim Team Boys
... know what to say "broke in" he didn t reveal he had been fucked and sucked. "Bullshit. There s nobody in the house, nobody broke any windows and doors." Brian said. David sat up. Brian stood there in his jockstrap. "you were probably ... - Synchronised Diving
... thought about it and I think I am just over it. Oh, I said, well, that s bullshit. What? Before you told me you were scared. I believe that. But when you say that "you are over it" I know you are either lying to me, or you are ... - Taming Mark
... never let anyone fuck him and he s adamant on that. Now i know for a fact his bullshitting. Maybe I should introduce myself at this point.I m Ashley (or just Ash) and this is the story of how I leveled the playingfield with my shit head ... - Testing Boundaries
... him down. "It s nothing Jas, what are you yelling about." I spoke quietly. "Bullshit Chris I saw what you were doing." "What are you two yelling about?" Luke looked over at us from his sleeping bag. His blonde hair was messed up so that ... - That Boy is Full of Surprises
... "So even though he was only 12 he had a foot long cock." Instead of worthless bullshit like that, Aiden s stories spoke to me, they read like things that could be happening in my life and it was clear he loved his characters and put a ... - The Bet
... to say after Ken left. "Not this time buddy," Hal answered. "I want him." "Bullshit!" Tony answered. "I saw him first." "Honest," Hal said, "I m thinking more than a one night stand." Tony sneered. "Sure you are," he said. "I ll bet ... - The Body Search
... in his hand, the officer said to Zack. "How much is here?" Zack tried to bullshit, "Ah, only enough for a few joints for me, it s just for personal consumption." "You and I both know that possession of any amount is a criminal offence ... - The Coffee Cart
... replied. He laughed again. "Well I am, how do you say? Flattered. I m 29." "Bullshit!" "It s true! I ll be thirty this week." "Oh yeah? When?" "Tomorrow." "No shit? Well, happy birthday! You got any fun plans to celebrate?" "Yeah. ... - The Cyclist and His Protector
... the bedroom. "Oh, that was just my imagination running wild thanks to your bullshit games." "Yeah, of course it was, told you I could get in your head." Colin pulled him harder. You know, if I hadn t blown my nuts three times thinking ... - The Entrapment
... the son of a bitch was fucking anyone who d get him high. All the time he was bullshitting Carl, he was exposing him to everything. What a two faced bastard!" I could empathize with that, and said, "We ve all had people dump on us, I ... - The First Year Is The Hardest
... and I rolled my eyes. "You don t know what you re talking about! None of that bullshit is true." I argued and he continued to snicker. "Look, lets be real here. We all know it s true. Why would Laura make something like that up? ... - The Guy Most Likely to Get Laid
... to believe that, Patrick. But that gleam in your eye tells me you re probably bullshitting me. I don t want us to get it on tonight `cause it would just be "wham-bam, thank you man". I want an emotional and intellectual relationship, to ... - The Homeless Guy In The Park
... asked if he wanted the truth. He said he lived out there to get away from the bullshit, so yeah he wanted the truth. I told him I thought his body was hot, and liked seeing him nude. He started laughing. He wasn t that good looking, but I ... - The Honduran Janitor Interracial
... asking me a lot of questions. Even in private many Latinos put on this macho bullshit act, but Juan didn t. When I went home that night, I jacked off thinking about that hot little guy and I would suck the shit out of his uncut dick if I ... - The Hunters
... log landing we had scouted for the last several months. Several large bulls were in the area, and the landing and a few spur roads offered us some great hunting. At first light, Todd had started down the first spur road, as I took up my ... - The Kiss
... that I was in love for the first time in my life. Me in love with another boy! Bullshit! Pisstalk! Boys do not fall in love with boys, but in girls! Everybody knows that! But there was not doubt. However stupid - and after sometime - ...
- The Liberators
... There was silence as they all stood looking at each other. "This is all bullshit. I don t know where you re getting any of this from, but you ve got it wrong." With that Chris tried to walk away as if the whole thing wasn t worth ... - The Light in the Window
... was meeting in three weeks. And just like the previous year, the interoffice bullshit was heating up. McClerran had sent a memo copied to the executive steering committee about the Vander case. It ws clearly a letter bomb intended to ...