- A Dark and Stormy Night
... was going to play the field. "How do you deal with all the guilt and shame bullshit that s out there?" he asked. "I mean, is it just as screwed up for a gay guy as it is for a straight guy, with all the dating games and crap out there?" ... - A Halloween Trick Oe Treat?
... what you re going through, because I used to have to put up with that same bullshit too," he announced. "They re assholes, but they ll eventually grow out of it, so you just have to survive long enough for them to do that or hang in there ... - Aaron's Bro
... Bad grades kinda limited his early income. This night, Aaron and I sat around bullshitting until his little bro came home. Then we all chipped in a few bucks to get a twelve-pack from about the only place in town that would sell to me ... - Admitting Tyler
... checking me out!" he said "No, I told you dude I zone out a lot" I said "Bullshit!" he shouted I replied "Bud, I m telling you I m spacey I just got done with an orgo test I barely know which way is up" He started laughing "I m just ...
- Adventures of a White Cocksucker
... a few cans of Colt usually did the trick. I would take the conversation from bullshit to sports to sex. By the time a few Colts were inside them, I could usually get them to talk about the women they ve fucked, to tell me about orgies ... - After Graduation
... enjoying a good time together and I didn t want it to end soon. We were all bullshitting about school and some of our friends. We like a bunch of old women gossiping about who was fucking who. Then we started telling stories about our ... - Against the Clock
... session. That evening I went out drinking with the boys, pouring out my usual bullshit about pussy and sport and whatever the fuck else I have to spout in order to stay in the with the coolest straight boys on campus. Stevie was there, ... - Airman Orgy
... staff, he surveyed the massive proportions. "Damn...are all you boys hung like bulls?" "Why don t you find out, kid?" growled another of the airmen, reaching down to undo his trousers and pull out his own distended fuck battering ram. ... - American Idol
... for me." I said, "You win, now get off of me so I can jack off." He said, "Bullshit, you are not going to jack off. Now it s my turn to give." He stood, turned around and sat down on my chest but never jacked my cock. He stroked it with ... - Baseball Buddy
... along, happy to have someone else making the decisions. And of course, we bullshitted a lot. We spent a lot of time telling tales about chicks we had been with and what had happened. Truth to tell, I had only fucked one girl twice. The ... - Be What You Are
... man. I have no choice. But no matter what I will never stop loving you " Bullshit I thought. Chris did not understand love. And I thought I had known him all the time. Here he was going to ruin Kathy s life, mine, along with his own. We ... - Beer Festival in Bavaria - Part 2
... Klaus gave Tom a nod with his head. Go climb and inseminate because the muscle bulls. Peter Tom pulled his pants down as far as it went and spat Peter on the fuck hole and fingered them. "Shock to the can from what" laughed Klaus and Tom ... - Best Fuck Ever
... I was unprepared for how good looking Brian was. I thought Steve was just bullshitting, but he was hot as fuck! He was Steve s alter ego. He was taller than Steve at 6 feet to Steve s five-eleven. He was fairer than Steve who is a dark ... - Bikers Will Do It Anywhere
... We just enjoyed hanging around with one another and didn t want all the bullshit that goes with being apart of an organized club. The other guys came up to me and we greeted each other in a similar fashion and then there was one guy left ... - Birthday Boy
... and.." Knowing me as he did, Jef easily caught me in the lie. "That s plain bullshit. Answer me." "Why is it so important to you? Is this the Be Nice to Elderly citizens day?" I looked at him suspiciously. "Was there a reason behind ... - Black Boyz After School
... of my dick when I need to." "No you don t," Bob shot back, not taking any bullshit bravado from the kid, "You spend most nights stroking that monster cock of yours alone in bed -- and what you don t take care of at night, you finish off ... - Black n White Night
... I kinda alluded to having some girlfriend waiting for me but that was complete bullshit, but it got me outta there. When I got outside I noticed just how cold it was, the air was freezing but dry, I stood there for a few moments trying to ... - Blacks Can Moan
... I hear your moans, and I hear the beatings on the wall, so don t give me this bullshit" I was pissed. Jermaine didn t seem to care about the fact that he was caught red handed beating in the shower, he just wanted to prove to me that he ... - BLOW ME
... something about him being gay. "Hey why don t you come over tonight, records, bullshitting, tv you know that kind of thing." David said. Conway had a date he knew and that was enough to know about David. David already knew about him, ... - Blue Skies 1
... you better have a good reason for everything you do. Typical bureaucratic bullshit. Means they re gonna nail your ass if you piss em off." I sighed heavily. "Everything I do pisses Him off." Keith said, "Hey, you always were a favorite ... - Born Again
... said. "But the answer is no, sex outside of marriage is a sin." "That s such bullshit. Evan, human beings, all animals for that matter, are biologically wired to have sex. That s why it feels so fucking good. There s nothing sinful about ... - Born and Raised
... silence some more. "Labor Day s pretty wild," Javon said. "So I ve heard." "Bullshit. You know it s wild." "What do you know about Labor Day?" "Hell, I know. I m from New Orleans. I know about Labor Day." "You ever been?" "Hell, ...
- Changes
... Diego. Diego was my boyfriend of 2 years and frankly i ve had enough of his bullshit. Just before he had caught me checking out some other guy, my mood was great. You know how they say every relationship is amazing right at the beginning ... - Chris's New Boy Toy
... It s Chris and I don t always come into your line. Mark laughs and say s BullSHIT. You are stalking me. Haha. Chris turns red and goes, I am not stalking you. Oh, so you just happen to end up in my line each time you come in? I am cool ... - Coming Attractions
... Coming Attractions. The movie was lousy, some bullshit about a bunch of horny teenagers trying to get laid, and I d stopped paying attention about 10 minutes in. Instead, I was watching Ben, who sat absent-mindedly rubbing his chest ... - Conversations
... hands? I think you would love to get on your knees and really make a meal of my nice thick black cock. And I can t wait to get it inside that white ass. So why don t we cut the bullshit here and go over to my place? Yes why don t we? ... - Convoy Cock
... in Kosovo and his "difficulty with the terrible atrocities that he d seen." Bullshit. That lazy flopper was a staff officer who hadn t seen anything in Kosovo besides the back of his eyelids. The truth of things that was there was little ... - Country Boy:
... was I had no idea what would eventually happen. For the next hour or so we all bullshitted around, drank more beer and jumped in and out of the pool. The sun had set now and the only lights around the pool were the torches Ralph had lit. ... - Cross Country Boys
... he just called and told me he couldn t make it, some family obligation or some bullshit, so it looks like its going to be you and me if that s cool with you... Nick said hesitantly. "Oh, uh, yeah that s totally cool, more booze for us," ... - Cry Baby
... and bit your dick you are so into Omega you don t see anyone else." "That s bullshit Kenny." "Ok, that s bullshit, so if you asked Joe or Bash to make up a threesome in bed with you and Omega they would turn you down. I don t think so. ... - Dark black soul
... Black cut in impatiently. "No, you listen Kurtz. I m tired of all this bullshit. What do you want from me? Where s this leading? That s all I need to know." Kurtz exhaled. He reached into an inside pocket and produced an elegant pack of ... - Don't Ask Don't Tell
... now." Maybe he was the one who needed his ears examined. He couldn t hear me? Bullshit. It seemed that they weren t going to let me out for being queer, which I really wasn t. But so much for `Don t Ask, Don t Tell . I returned to my ... - Durban Assignment
... his plate outside. He explained that the help never ate with the employers. "Bullshit!" I said. "Get your plate and sit at the table with me. There are no such rules in my house." We finished our dinner and I sat down to try and make ... - Early America
... me who taught them how to read, and write then turned around and gave negro bulls pussy, and to negro male-cunts we cock. Bless those saints, black, red and white. All the white men who ve opened throat and rectum, who plowed the oral and ... - Encounters
... and his sister had met an ex-boyfriend and started carrying on about some bullshit in their past. I really didn t give a fuck about all that but Jeff reluctantly said he had to go because of some fuckin reason or other. By then it was ... - Even Deeper
... put on a Box Office act and make it look like I have...you know...the normal bullshit shit. After having too many drinks, and both of us stumbling about, we figured it was that time again ...time to leave and get some sleep. We started ... - Falling For Straight Boys
... at a place in his life mentally where I could be with him physically, or some bullshit like that. Anything to get the feelings out of my head, and apparently my heart as well. I found myself wondering about him a lot when I was alone, a ... - Fantasy Fulfilled
... was plain old lust. Chris sat there, fending off a few unwanted advances and bullshitting with the bartender. Jason and his friends continued to joke, laugh, and carry on a very animated conversation. When Jason finally headed out back ... - Fighting Bears
... Mike and I were sitting in front of an open window, smoking cigarettes and bullshitting when Sam joined us. He pulled out a fat joint and lit it up, passing it to me. By time we left work, we were high and having a great time. They ... - Filling In
... up on the offer. Part of it was the promise of booze and something to do in my bullshit town. Part of it was that bulge in his jeans. I ran into him a couple of days later. I d been walking along Market Street when he rolled up next to ...
- Finding Out
... you re not queer." Jackson couldn t believe what he was hearing. "That s bullshit," stated Kevin, slightly slurred. "I never heard that." "You ve not heard a lot of things. It s true, dude." From the look on Kevin s face the other two ... - Fucking Mark
... if it ends... ...but at that moment, you fucking OWN that person. All their bullshit is stripped away. All their fear of not being good enough too. All that crap that s in our heads goes away. And sometimes when it does - what s ... - Gary & Greg
... closed when my parents were home. We were on my bed listening to music and bullshitting. Greg had on fairly tight tan cut-offs, and the way he was sitting made his male package stand out quite prominently. After a time of checking it out, ... - Gay Bulls
... Gay Bulls. "About time you got up." Mom grumbled as I made it to the breakfast table. "Aw, come on, Ma!" I said as I sat down. "It s only nine-fifteen." "I ve been up since seven." Mom replied virtuously, making it sound like the crack ... - Gay in the South
... worry furrowing his brow. "It s nothing, dude." "Goddamnit, I m sick of this bullshit! You brush me off every time I ask about it. You re going to tell me, boy, elseways I m gonna give you a whooping!" "FUCK YOU, MAN!" screamed Justin. ... - Getting Topped
... here and probably doubted half of the ones that describe these dudes hung like bulls. But here were the pics to back up the claims. While it was hard to tell from the pics if it was indeed a foot long, it was a massive tool. The rest of ... - Goodbye, Mark Lester
... my skin. Everybody leaves everybody. It s how you do it that counts.And that s bullshit. He cuddled to me and lay his leg against mine and then pushed it up till his knee was on my cock which was too soft now and too sad. Yes, a cock can ... - Gym Sweat
... like I was I was fuckin crazy and after the shock had worn off I heard some bullshit about not going into the changer when I was there. The three guys that spent most of their time around the weights area looked at me really kind of ... - Hayden's Story
... teachers would ask me questions, but I never knew what they were asking. I bullshitted everything they asked me. Each time I was completely wrong. But who cares? I get to hang out with Matt after school! "So...why ... - Health Club Fantasy
... seating... It s really nice for a few beers after work." Elaborating on my bullshit lie I said, "Yeah, I m supposed to be meeting some buddies up there for one of their birthdays - - not till 10:30 though." (At the time, it was probably ... - Hold Up Gone Good
... captor a fag ro anything like that, they should just get out of here robbed. "Bullshit. You and this asshole were gonna do it but I m gonna prove I m not such a bad guy. What you two do is your business." Diego sounds so fake calm it ... - Home Alone
... we rented," Jason said. "Face Off," I said. Nick looked at us suspiciously. "Bullshit," he said, and reached for the remote. He flipped it on and cocksucking filled the screen. "Whoa -- dude -- where d you guys get a porno?" "It s ... - Hot Story
... we got out to feed the cattle, and noticed we were missing a couple of young bulls. We saddled up two horses, and made a circut of the paddock, and found where the little shits had broke out. Frank sent me back to tell Jo, the woman in ... - How I Became a Sex Therapist
... with this guy who said nobody d ever been able to give him an orgasm. "That s bullshit," I said. "Only chicks have never had orgasms." No, he said. He d had orgasms from jacking off, but he didn t enjoy jacking off. And though he d had ... - Hungry Valley
... that you can t handle, then I get YOUR ass -- and none of this it s-too-big bullshit." "Fair enough.", I acknowledged. We traveled over Quail Pass, up some hills which would have rolled the truck for sure if I wasn t parallel to the fall ... - I Was Scared
... the ways home once r twice just for the doing of it. So I knowed it was all bullshit, that ole story stuff anyways. But still there was sumthin. Girls couldn a come up here an spect to get nothin . Had to get their boyfriends to do it, ... - In the Navy
... I smiled back. "Once or twice." He let out a soft chuckle. "Uh-huh...no bullshit, David," Matt continued. "That was the best anyone s ever sucked my dick...I mean it, man. I ain t never cum that hard before!" That brought a bigger smile ... - Jock Joe
... somehow or another we never did get on to them. In fact the whole `tutoring bullshit was just a cover for what we really got up to ... I was lying on my back in the middle of his room, jerkin off with one of his stinkin jockstraps ...
- Josh: Shed Story
... then. His mother told me all about their farm and that they had the best prize bulls in the region. I took this chance to get close to him again when she offered me I could come and see their pride. Her son,Thomas, would pick me up the ... - Julien's papi
... off his tongue and hit the head of his cock, adding a little extra moisture. "Bulls eye," Jose joked to himself, and then pressed the head of his cock against Julien s waiting hole. Jose put his arms tightly around Julien s small chest, ...